Wonder Woman Fights Justice League For Equality


♪♪>>SO, IF WE STICK TO THE PLAN, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO NARROWLY SAVE THE PEOPLE OF METROPOLIS FROM THE EVIL ALIENS AGAIN.>>ALL RIGHT.>>ALL RIGHT.>>GREAT.>>SO I’LL TAKE OFF IN FIVE MINUTES. ANY QUESTIONS?>>NO.>>[CLEARS THROAT] EXCUSE ME FELLAS!>>OH WONDER WOMAN.>>I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD. LAST I CHECKED I WAS PART OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE TOO.>>HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THIS MEETING? WE DIDN’T POST IT ON PINTEREST.>>HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS? I AM JUST AS MUCH OF A SUPERHERO AS YOU GUYS ARE.>>REALLY? WE THOUGHT BY NOW YOU’D JUST WANT TO TEACH SECOND GRADE OR SOMETHING.>>OKAY, CAN WE STOP WITH THE GENERALIZATIONS, PLEASE? FRANKLY IT’S PRETTY SEXIST.>>I’M NOT SEXIST. BEING SEXIST IS WRONG AND BEING WRONG IS FOR WOMEN.>>WHY DON’T YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?>>IT’S GOING TO BE A GIANT EXPLOSION, OKAY? IT’S GOING TO BE REALLY DANGEROUS.>>YEAH.>>OKAY, WHO HERE CAN WITHSTAND A NUCLEAR BLAST? YEAH, ME.>>HEY! HEY! I HAVE OTHER SKILLS. SKILL ONE, MY PARENTS HAD A LOT OF MONEY, THEY DIED, I INHERITED IT. SKILL TWO, ALFRED. SKILL THREE, MY WEAPONS ARE WAY COOLER THAN YOURS. THEY’RE SHAPED LIKE MALE BATS.>>WHAT?>>BATMAN. YEAH.>>OKAY, MY WEAPONS ARE AWESOME. THE LASSO OF TRUTH IS LEGIT.>>OH, THAT’S A WEAPON?>>WHAT ELSE WOULD I USE IT FOR?>>DRY OUR CLOTHES ON IT?>>I HAVE AN INVISIBLE JET.>>YEAH, SO NO ONE CAN SEE WHAT A BAD DRIVER YOU ARE. IT’S A GOOD PLAN.>>WE JUST CAN’T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WITH YOUR TIARA AND BRACELETS.>>THEY’RE BULLETPROOF CUFFS.>>BUT THEY ONLY COVER LIKE TWO INCHES OF YOUR WRIST.>>YEAH, THAT’S ALL I NEED, BATMAN.>>OH, YEAH.>>YEAH.>>THAT’S ALL I NEED, BATMAN. OH, LOOK AT ME! I GET MY ARMOR FROM FOREVER 21. [LAUGHS] [CRACK]>>OH!>>SAY THAT AGAIN?>>I’M SEEING BATS.>>YEAH. I’M SORRY BATMAN. I SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN THAT HARD ON YOU. I’M SORRY.>>I CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING. OKAY. I MEAN, OKAY. WE’RE BACK IN THE GAME.>>YEAH.>>YEAH. ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. SHE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, GUYS. SHE PROBABLY SAW THIS LITTLE KID HEADED TO- IN TROUBLE- WHILE SHE WAS HEADED TO A SHOE SALE AND HER ADRENALINE KICKED IN. THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED.>>YOU WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN?>>NO.>>LOOK, I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY DO THINGS WHERE YOU COME FROM- WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?>>YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW MY BACK-STORY?>>YEAH, OF COURSE WE DO! YOU WERE- YOU HAD A POISONED APPLE FROM YOUR EVIL STEPMOTHER WHO WENT TO A BALL AND SAVED YOU FROM A PRINCE, AND A FAIRY.>>NO, YOU’RE THINKING OF CAT WOMAN.>>OH.>>NO. OKAY, GUYS, WE ARE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE. NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE WE SAVE THERE IS NO JUSTICE WITHOUT EQUALITY!>>TESTIFY, SISTER. TESTIFY.>>SHE MAKES A GREAT POINT. WE HAVE TO TREAT HER AS AN EQUAL OR WE’LL HAVE TO CHANGE OUR NAME.>>UM, COULD WE NOT DO THAT? I UH- I JUST PRINTED OUT THESE BUSINESS CARDS. SO, NO.>>SETTLES IT.>>FINE. [WARP SOUNDS] >>THE ALIENS ARE HERE!>>GIVE ME AN HOUR. I’LL GO GET READY! ♪♪>>[CLEARS THROAT] THANKS WORLD FOR WATCHING STUDIO C! MAKE SURE YOU TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHILE WE ALSO SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.>>WHERE A HELMET.>>YEAH!>>YES! ♪♪>>IF YOU ENJOYED THAT SKETCH, LIKE IT AND COMMENT BELOW BEFORE THE WOMEN USE UP THE WHOLE FEED.>>NO. NO. ANYONE CAN COMMENT MALE OR FEMALE. OKAY?>>YEAH, BUT IF THE WOMEN COMMENT THEY’LL JUST TALK ABOUT MARY KAY PARTIES AND JAMBOREE THINGS.>>NO. NO. JUST, LADIES, LET’S SHUT THESE GUYS UP! JUST SUBSCRIBE. THANKS!>>WHOA. THEY CAN SUBSCRIBE NOW? IF THEY SUBSCRIBE WHO’S GOING TO PREPARE DINNER?>>WHAT? I’M OUT OF HERE.>>VALID QUESTION- BRING PIZZA!>>GET- OR MASHED POTATOES! NEED SOME STARCH.>>DO YOU THINK SHE HEARD ME?>>AND SO- >>NO I DIDN’T!>>SOMETHING WITH PROTEIN!>>TWO PIZZAS!>>NOT THAT I NEED IT.

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  1. I did the math:
    Jason's head was moving about half a head per frame when it hit the table. A head is about 30 cm long, and it was filmed at 30 fps, so his head was moving at about 4.5 m/s.
    That is 16 km/h, or (I HATE THE IMPERIAL SYSTEM) 10 miles per hour.
    That is literally like running head-first into a wall.

    (Don't you "Balance restored" me, it doesn't apply in this case!)

  2. My motto is girls don’t need girl power boy need all the power they can get because us women are wayyyy stronger

  3. And now Wonder Woman has one of the best DC movies to date while everyone else struggle to get there crap together.

  4. At the head slam I cried from laughing too hard and screamed and fell off the bed.
    My mom rushed in my room shouting what happened "are you okay?" Which was funny so i laughed even harder… my face hurts.

  5. Something i couldn't understand was if a guy with a machine gun is shooting her why do they ether miss or hit the part that is protected

  6. Skill one: my parents had a lot of money, They died, I inherited it
    , They died, I inherited it
    Skill two: Alfred
    Skill three: my weapons are way cooler then yours
    There shaped like male bats

  7. James (Superman): "I'm not sexist, being sexist is wrong, and that's for women." It was at that moment that Wonder Women decided that she would become….*drumroll please*… Captain Irony!

  8. Good job girl no one isn't mad you LOL😊😂 but Jason u deserve it. Now you know don't talk about wonder women like that bro 😋😂😂😂 i die laughing when it. Happened.

  9. Batman: “Wonder woman gets her armor from forever 21!”
    WonderWoman: smashes Batman’s head against the table 😂

  10. In defense of Batman: even if he doesn’t have any powers, he can keep his emotions in check (unlike Wonder Woman and Superman) and he does have a lot in his arsenal to destroy them all.

  11. Most of the laughs are from women because the men are too scared to laugh while sitting beside their wives

  12. Wonder woman is my favorite supehero out of the main three. In my opinion her movie was the best one.

  13. We need to treat her as an equal, or we'll have to change our name.
    "Can we not! I just printed out these buisness cards, and that would be really annoying"

  14. That totally derailed once Wonder Woman actually started fighting the Justice League (or at least Batman)

  15. I feel like every thing after the head slam was improvised 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣I laughed hard when That happened

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