Judge Trudy: Halloween Edition | The Amanda Show | NickRewind


Announcer: THIS IS
A SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION OF JUDGE TRUDY. WHEN YOU HAVE A BEEF,
DON’T TAKE THE LAW INTO YOUR OWN HANDS, PUT YOUR BEEF IN THE HANDS
OF JUDGE TRUDY. OK. GET UP! GOOD EVENING,
I AM JUDGE TRUDY. NOW, I UNDERSTAND WE HAVE
A HALLOWEEN-RELATED COMPLAINT HERE. OH, YEAH, I GOT
A BIG COMPLAINT. LET’S HEAR IT. OK. TONIGHT I WAS
TRICK-OR-TREATING, AND WHAT DO I GET? THIS! [GASPS] AND WHAT KIND OF
DISEASED PERSON GAVE YOU THAT APPLE? MRS. SHANE. THAT LADY RIGHT
OVER THERE. [BOOING] DID I SAY IT WAS ALL RIGHT
TO THROW GARBAGE AT MRS. SHANE? NOW, NO ONE WILL THROW
GARBAGE AT ANYONE UNLESS I SAY SO! UNDERSTOOD? GOOD. YOU MAY NOW THROW GARBAGE
AT MRS. SHANE. JUDGE TRUDY! CAN YOU
TELL ME EXACTLY WHY I’M BEING PELTED
WITH GARBAGE? DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT GIVE
THIS POOR, DEFENSELESS CHILD AN APPLE AS
A HALLOWEEN TREAT? WELL, YES, I DID. ALL RIGHT, THEN THAT
LEAVES ME THIS QUESTION: WHAT’S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, WOMAN? LOOK, I– THE QUESTION
WAS RHETORICAL. NOW, LISTEN,
ON HALLOWEEN, KIDS WANT CANDY, NOT YOUR NASTY
FREAKISH FRUITS! YEAH! BUT FRUIT
IS MORE HEALTHFUL THAN CANDY. OH, YEAH? THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU
JUST GIVE THE GIRL A LOAD OF BROCCOLI,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD? LOOK, JUDGE TRUDY,
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON HERE, BUT– YOU KNOW, I SEE YOUR LIPS
MOVING, BUT ALL I HEAR IS BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! YEAH! BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! LOOK, I DESERVE
TO WIN THIS CASE! REALLY? WELL, HERE’S
A LITTLE JOKE I WROTE FOR YOU. KNOCK-KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? YOU LOSE! I FIND
IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF, SHELLY BARNES,
IN THE AMOUNT OF $4.6 MILLION. I DON’T HAVE THAT
KIND OF MONEY! WELL, THEN I’LL HAVE TO
CONFISCATE YOUR DRESS. WHAT?! NEXT CASE! Announcer: OUR NEXT
LITIGANTS ARE ENTERING THE COURTROOM. SEE THE PANTS THAT
GUY’S WEARING? I HAVE
THOSE SAME PANTS. YOUNG MAN,
PLEASE TELL THE COURT WHY YOU’RE HERE. WELL, I WAS
TRICK-OR-TREATING AT THIS DUDE’S HOUSE, AND HE YELLED AT ME
AND MY FRIENDS. IT WAS UPSETTING. WHY DID YOU SHOUT
AT THIS BOY? I HAD GOOD REASON,
YOUR HONOR. THAT DELINQUENT
AND HIS NASTY LITTLE FRIENDS THREW EGGS AT MY
HOUSE, LOTS OF EGGS. EVERYWHERE WAS GOO! IS THIS TRUE? YEAH, I EGGED
THE DUDE’S HOUSE. YOU SEE? YOU HEAR THAT? THE LITTLE HOOLIGAN
ADMITTED IT. SO? SO? DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT THIS BOY MIGHT HAVE HAD
A REASON FOR EGGING YOUR HOUSE? YEAH, HE MIGHT HAVE
HAD A REASON. REASON? WHAT
POSSIBLE REASON COULD A YOUNG– SIR, DO YOU
LIKE OMELETTES? WHAT? OMELETTES! DO YOU
LIKE OMELETTES? YES, I ENJOY THE
OCCASIONAL OMELETTE. SO MAYBE THIS YOUNG MAN
WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO MAKE YOU AN OMELETTE AND DELIVER IT
TO YOUR HOUSE. YEAH, OMELETTE! BUT THERE WAS
NO HAM, NO CHEESE! MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE
GOT SOME IF YOU HADN’T YELLED AT THIS KID! YOU ROCK, TRUDY! LOOK,
I KNOW THE SCORE. HE EGGED MY HOUSE BECAUSE
IT’S HALLOWEEN. I’LL HALLOW YOUR WEEN! NOW, YOU LISTEN–
NO! LISTEN! NO! LISTEN! NO! LISTEN TO THIS POEM. ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE. YOU LOSE! I FIND
IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF. BAILIFF, PUT THIS MAN OVER
YOUR SHOULDER AND SPIN HIM UNTIL HE’S VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. YES, YOUR HONOR. GOODNESS GRACIOUS! OH, I’M BEING
SPUN AROUND! COURT DISMISSED! BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS.

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