Shae. Please don’t. I am a whore, remember? That was before he married Sansa. After that, all he wanted was her. But she wouldn’t let him into her bed. So he promised to kill King Joffrey for her. Father, I wish to confess! I wish to confess! You wish to confess? I saved you. I saved this city and all your worthless lives. I should have let Stannis kill you all– Tyrion. Do you wish to confess? Yes, father. I’m guilty. Guilty. Is that what you want to hear? You admit you poisoned the King? No, of that I’m innocent. I am guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I am guilty of being a dwarf. You are not on trial for being a dwarf. Oh, yes I am. I’ve been on trial for that my entire life. Have you nothing to say in your defense? Nothing but this: I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores. I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it. Ser Meryn, escort the prisoner back to his cell– I will not give my life for Joffrey’s murder. And I know I’ll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat!