Annoying Orange – Court Episodes Supercut


You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Walter Winchell waffle the foods are real the cases are real The rulings are final this is judge waffle Blueberry pancake is suing his former friend squash for the cost of cosmetic surgery after squash supposedly fell on top of him without warning Simon didn’t say Simon Says all rise Judge waffle. This is case number a oh the matter of pancake vs. Squash parties have been sworn in be seated Simon Says be seated And you guys are quick studies Mr. Pancake what exactly? Happened the other day. I was just sitting there being awesome as Usual then suddenly this squash fell out of the sky and squish me Missed me up something fierce You know, you look fine to me was the accident really that bad Your Honor before the accident? I was a blue berry muffin Whoa, that’s flat-out crazy Well, it certainly seems they’re entitled to the money. What do you have to say squash, but it wasn’t me It was the one-armed man Convincing testimony, perhaps we should be looking for this one-armed man. Wait a second You’re seriously rethinking your ruling because he blamed some imaginary one-armed man Judgment for the plaintiff in the amount Oh, that’s right I had forgotten about the one-armed man orange what is going on This must be your first trial with judge waffle. He’s one heck of a waffler Okay, squash is guilty. No, wait not guilty. But probably guilty. Oh, hi this Oh No, I see Why do you become a judge if he can’t make up his mind? Because he gets to hit stuff with this. Cool ham Orange stop it. So if it says stop it man my only weakness All right before I can reach the decision I’m going to need to see some evidence Your Honor. This is exhibit a my before and after Photos Wow, you could be on a slim fast commercial Exhibit B. A rendering of what I look like after the plastic surgeon does his thing? You like that ladies it’s the chin of gored Clooney Wait a minute, you’re not just trying to frame squash so you can get a new chin Are you I think I’m going to side with squash on this one. No, no, no I’m the victim here a valid point in that case I guess I should find squash guilty, but it wasn’t me it was Yes, it was That was an awful lot of waffle waffling. Hey, what’s the matter you like my job Simon? Bored bored bored So bored It’s grapefruits man, that’s right and they get a special delivery for you Whoa, would you get orange? I don’t know dude. That’s not yours. It’s for someone named summit Hey, it’s Jolly Green Liam, what do you want now? You must be looking for that summit guy, huh? Uh-oh the summonses for you Meet turns out that you’re more annoying than the law will allow that’s why I’m taking you to the food court seriously I’m gonna need a signature for that summons. Oh crap Wow all rise this Court will now come to order the Honorable Liam T leprechaun will be presiding You’re kidding me. He gets to be the judge. Hi everyone Okay, I’ll have a cheeseburger with curly fries Your attorney I would advise you letting you do all of the talking. Well, this is a great idea your honor given your History with my client I move for an immediate mistrial Your honor we haven’t even selected a jury yet fine Objection your honor rust you need a dozen jerks and it’s obvious that parity knows the defendant I’m talking Whoa, sounds like jelly greens in a real pickle It’s a simple question, sir, do you believe the orange is annoying? I’m gonna have to plead the fifth on this one answer the question sir, if he or is he not annoying? Yes, yes, he’s annoying know what don’t act like it’s not true He said that my mother was a Funyun with a bunion you really said that but it rhymes I Think we’ve seen enough here your honor no my uncle no way grandpa. My dad doesn’t Family tree that’s a family forest Well, I think we’ve seen all the evidence we need to see somebody get a section, thanks What is hey Yankee right Your Honor the defense would like to call one last witness The defense wishes to call The Annoying Orange. Hey, that’s me. Yay, what’d I win? Mr. Orange, do you think you’re annoying? I’m not annoying. I’m an orange Slam-dunk, what about mr. Pickle me. Is there anything you’d like to say to him? Yeah Yeah, hey pickle. You’re a real dill weed. Hey What about the jury any thoughts about? Yes, nah, they can’t take it yoke How about the judge what do you think of the Leprechaun watch it now Lassie she’s not a dog she’s a passion fruit Every time Don’t you see the orange is annoying but only because he can’t help it you can’t make that a crime that’s like arresting. Mr Pickle because he’s nose like vinegar objection or locking Liam away because he dresses like a dork The decision is in the hands of our attorney now, how do you feel you’re annoying that’s annoying? Wow, we’re back nicely done passion. You got orange off the hook. Oh it was nothing. Yeah That was fun, we should do that more often that’s breaking but I still need a signature over here who’s gonna sorry for this Hmm. There’s only one person I can think of that’ll sign it. Oh nice Born aboard dare, I say Blase unhand me you mindless hand. Good one cucumber. Excuse me. What did you say – I said good one cucumber Should I continue yelling or would you rather use Google closed captioning? Hilarious, I do not want you to yell and I don’t want you to read your crappy captions and more importantly I am NOT a cucumber. I am I so get it really cuz you act just like an apple Nobody called you a rebel dude. I bet nobody calls you at all. He’s so lonely That’s it. I’m up Why is there a pleasure coming? Oh, no, where’d I leave? My long johns? Did somebody say lawyer now, although that would make more sense My name is Franklin else, but I am a tater and a litigator great I’m sue kini rhymes with zucchini and that doofus called me a cucumber and then an apple and and then it was yelling – So do I have a case and how only question is do you want assume or do you want to sue his pants off? Pants off pants. Ah joke’s on you losers. I never wear pants. Hey orange, what’s shakin? Yeah playing with a pouty pickle in a potato alligator you beside me for your deliveries know anybody that want to send you a pinata in the shape of a submarine So majestic so mysterious that’s not the question best to Little Apple there’s a storm a-comin you better go warm up my snowmobile That’s entirely possible cuz I’m a three layer dip who happens to be a five-star attorney hmm sounds too good to be true Will you work on retainer you bet your bottom dollar? I will great Should have held out for some more bridge work and a couple of crowns Hey, this shouldn’t be like pulling teeth, dude. All I want to do is so so sue Just tell me who to sue and that’s what I’ll do. It’s even right here on my business card Let’s start with mr. Benedict cumberbatch over there That’s not my name talk to the three layer dip cuz the orange ain’t listening. We have a tourney condiment privilege That’ll never stand up in a food court of law. That’s what your mama said. Oh Yes, you did just now yes, that’s mine Hey, that’s my slogan So sue me I will I am totally suing you fine. Good thing. My cousin isn’t attorney That’s right prepare to be countersuit. Stay strong cuts. Stay strong Try my partner but I’ll warn you he’s only a two layer dip With a tie like that I could win any case I’ll give you $1,000 for that bolo 5000 Customers It’s just an auction. Yeah, they don’t put Idol it’s the same thing really. Mainly it’s about the billable hours only There was some way to cut through all the red tape That would take a real litigator a really real litigator did somebody say litigator? Yep just now I guess all we really needed was a little Gatorade Dad you call me a lawyer that’s it! I’m gusu talk about habeas corpus.

100 comments

  1. Yo Yo AO! On the next ask orange video take a picture of you kissing passion fruit! Oh yeah and pear has no hair because he is scared of a bear!

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  3. I am having YOU as MY lawyer because you are FUNNY like my personality and you are NOT annoying hehehehahahajajajajajhahahhahahahahhahah nenenenenenenen nenna BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D :-P:-P:-P:-P:-P

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  5. (Pin this comment)
    Orange, can you do some buttpooing?

    (Buttpooing is where you turn and give us a moon like you did in Ask Orange #41.)

  6. Hi my name is. And I like your hair alien crazy orange hahaha what I don't want to add the kids that's why the 1844 folks that's 18 and up I love you on Orange they're not kids though they can go out and buy trees they can go out they can place to get a you know they stuff 18 and up we saying people that's 18 and up do you see what I'm saying you know like her family like sugar and his family should have to pay for 50 for him and his family you know like that not the ones that got like okay

  7. I would want pear as a lawyer so he can give reasons for me not to go to prison after bombing africa

  8. Who would I rather have as a lawyer Orange
    🍊 or pear 🍐? Orange because he would annoy the judge until we win the case

  9. Ya know Orange is only annoying because thats part of his personality. Its the negative part of him that makes himself instead what others want to be. I wouldn't judge him for that.

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